Pokemon Trainer Rap Cypher

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Pokemon Trainer Rap Cypher 2021 cover art logo by Dove Windsor.

These lyrics for Pokemon Trainer Rap Cypher (2021) was written by the songwriter Dove Windsor for Cam Steady in March 2021.

Verse 1: Red (Cam Steady)

• Hoes mad, can't leave this scene
• No sand attack, but this game will miss me
• Won't catch me switching like y'all constrict me
• I bite like Arcanine, so y'all flinching
• Know that y'all are normal, so you can't resist me
• When I'm flowing on the metronome you can't predict me
• I be busted like I'm psychic and she wanna lick me
• Nah, I can't defog but I'm into Misty (Ooo!)
• Ok, let's go, Gen 1
• My thrones ice cold like an Articuno, fly
• My foes die slow, got the venom like a Nidorino
• Everybody wants free rides
• Y'all Bag Bak my ass
• I'm not Lapras, you all thrash my back
• 'Cause I carried tracks back when Wrap was spammed
• You wanna talk top champ? Meet me at the top man (Uh)

Verse 2: Ethan (Zach Boucher)

• Yeah, told Elm that I was willing to help
• Suggested I pick a starter that I should keep to myself
• Ready? I'm no beginner, we'll never run out of health
• Level up by the second 'cause so much damage is dealt
• No doubt, I'll be the greatest trainer ever created
• I could never be stopped, I'll show them humiliation
• 'Cause I do it a lot, my party's always amazing
• I'm not the one who they anticipated (Woo!)
• Dropping every bar like Gold
• It was so cold at the peak, I can barely even feel my toes
• Weak, everyone that I see is toast
• A defeat and that would never even be that close
• Then I'll clean up the matches
• Show them who's laughing
• Maxed out my speed to get the first action
• I beat two regions, that was just practice
• They only got half of my 16 badges

Verse 3: May (Chi-chi)

• Eyo, let's go! Hoenn's gonna show you!
• How we bring the balance to the world
• 'Cause you know, we can take it to the skies (Skies!)
• Changing up the flow before your eyes
• Groundon, we don't go slower (Oh!)
• 'Cause there's nothing to Cryogre (Uh-oh!)
• Don't you Mudskip this Torchic, 'cause when tree-go
• We only going higher! (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh!)
• Babe, you know we made the rules and we be rocking with the jewels
• We're 3 for 3 with legendaries, ain't got time for fools
• You better show that respect (Oh!)
• Going harder than Archie's pecs (Uh oh!)
• Be water or fire
• We're the ones who inspire!
• Keep talkin' trash, it's clear to see
• You got nothin' on May

Verse 4: Dawn (Twisted Savvy)

• It's the Dawn of the new age, steppin' into Gen 4
• Battlin' all day in our home, call it Sinnoh
• Piplup, how I meant to be the best
• And I switch up, Ambi-Palmin' at your chest
• Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, how I'm shining with the drip
• Freddy Darkrai, always on my nightmare shit
• Giratina 808s when I smash distortion
• Dialga with the time I'mma erase it
• Barry ya bodies 'cause we need Les Paul
• TwinLeafs beside me, two shots, fuck 'em all
• With the lustrous shine, got the space in awe
• Spear pillar lookin' down, no way I'll fall
• Now that's a Bidoof, Togekiss is my coup
• And I'm flying around with the sun as my roof
• Game Shark all the rules, Thanos vibes with the tools
• Sixteen Plates from a God, Arceus and you'll lose (Ay!)

Verse 5: Hilbert (Mat4yo)

• Ayo, pass the mic to this scrafty guy
• Bringing the action, scratching your static sprites
• I am the mastermind behind Black and White
• Here to school you trainers who can't rap and write
• It's like I spit trouble, you spit Trubbish
• When you hear that Klinklang, better Ducklett
• I'm a hero to the people who need me
• You're a zero, peace out like Victini
• Meet me in the city and I'll take you on a detour
• Eating up the subway like it was a team sport!
• Nothin' but net like Durant in these streets
• You're never gonna need to wonder who spits Heat more
• Now the king has returned to his castle
• Blood on my hands, not talking 'bout Plasma
• Gen 5 baby, good luck catching them all
• We leave 'em out like the laundry- high, dry, gone

Verse 6: Rosa (HalaCG)

• Why try, hun? Tag in, white's on
• Light space, python, innate fight's strong ain't gonna hide, son
• Five stars, I Gurdurr with 'em heavy bars
• Travel far, with the goal, working hard
• I'mma be a champion, play it right and make it rain!
• Then there's you, sayin' you're trainers but need to multi-train (Yuh)
• Gotta bring an A-game if you wanna step to Mei (Yuh!)
• And I'll meme ya when I hit ya with the thinkin' face (Uh!) (Woo!)
• Challenging the best and setting trends, Hilda's resemblance
• Beat out other teams, mean if I gotta be Unfezant
• Recorder, exporter, got that stuff set on the web
• And testing, the best in the area to strengthen
• Catchin' out cheats like a gal's playing Amoonguss (He-he!)
• It's Gen V, get an evolved exclusive
• Ain't gonna fail, take a seat or move over
• Got 'em on ropes and I'll win for Unova!

Verse 7: Serena (Sailorurlove)

• Out of all your rivals, gotta know that I'm the best (The best)
• Always pushin' you to succeed, I'm the true test
• Don't worry 'cause I've got your back (Yup!)
• Team Flare better be prepared, we're on the attack (Watch out!)
• On the road to victory
• All the legends will be ours, we're making history
• Got my Absol ready, yeah we're bringing the doom
• I'm real competitive, this shines through
• When I get out my Meowstic, they ain't slick
• No, we hit like a brick, let 'em talk their shit
• In the end, they'll fall to my Altaria
• So hard I'll leave a scar
• I'll set the bar, near and far
• Gonna be a star!

Verse 8: Elio (McGwire)

• Aloha to the Alola
• Not the type to flip a boy like a Proton
• Ain't finna dip, I'mma scan you like a Rotom
• Victory shit for a boy down the road (Ah-ah!)
• Like, “Oh my God”
• Z-Move, finna hit my shot
• No shoes, gonna walk my walk
• Executor way whip my - woah
• Ice on me like a Sandslash (Ah!)
• Pop a bitch wit' a skull bash (Ah)
• No sash and you won't last (Ah)
• Hit yo' girl wit' a Rock Smash (Ah)
• All new shit, no mimic
• You go ghost on a boy, I end it (Uh!)
• Any real way you spin it
• Boy getting Lei-Ed by the time we finished (Woah!)

Verse 9: Victor (Shwabadi)

+ You alright, mate? I see you're in my nation + You can see a black cab in the talons of a raven (Ok!)

• All my dogs keep a weapon, Zacian (Woo!)
• Not the kinda place you wanna visit on vacation (Yeah!)
• Keep a stick on me, Mr. Rime (Grrrl)
• Eldegoss, when a big round hits your mind (Yuh-yuh!)
• Might Twoc your watch, I'm on that Nickit time (Mmm)
• The Glock's hammer's locked, I keep it stowed on side (Grrrrl-yah!)
• For the ice, hit your block up, Eiscue (Woo!)
• Leave your party cold, boxed up, ice cube (Yah!)
• If you got the rock, Corsola - you go ghost (Yah!)
• Got you pale as the cliffs on that old coast (Grrrl yuh!)
• Out on the town, getting wasted (Yuh!)
• Downing round, after round, after round like a Falinks (Ok!)
• Taking anything I want like a Bailiff
• I'm the Victor, remember the name, bitch (Bitch)

Verse 10: Ash (Shofu)

• Ash in it and you already know
• We be running up the show, it's like I'm 40 years old (Old)
• I be winning all my battles, I'm like 40-0
• Ya team get a Rocket, this is how it normally go
• Now peep this, I'm the champion and ain't nobody slayin' him
• Mint condition, playa, ain't nobody tradin' him (Nah)
• GBA with Fire Red, I'm spittin' flame again
• Overheat, turning everybody to my name again (Woo!)
• Jessie, James, we don't play by the book
• I might turn to Giovanni, how you Pokes gettin' took
• Got me feelin' like I'm Brock the way your team gettin' cooked
• I'm like a Super Rod, I spit and now they all gettin' hooked
• I tell 'em once, "The name is Ash", ain't no bullying him
• Got 'em feelin' Wishiwashi, had school 'em again
• I ain't talking TCG, got the toolie with him
• And we gon' wet you like Cerulean Gym (Ay!)