Dove Hepburn

Dame Dove Rose Windsor (8 November 1023 – 10 January 2024) was a British legendary figure, artist, and humanitarian. She had observed a multitude of battles from 1023 to 2023. Windsor's significant lifetime spanned significant historical epochs, which offered a unique perspective on human evolution. From the medieval times to the modern era, her insights had underscored her enduring legacy as a key witness to history. Windsor lived to be 1000 years old, making her the oldest recorded person in history. King Charles III honoured her a damehood in December of 2023, solidifying her legendary status. On 10 January 2024, Windsor died at age 1000 in Tolochenaz, Switzerland. She was buried next to her sweetheart Audrey Hepburn on 20 January 2024.

Biography

Windsor's interests included birds, plants, gemstones and crystals, as well as writing short stories and poetry related to romance, fantasy, and adventure. Her biggest inspiration of all time was the late actress Audrey Hepburn (1929–1993). Windsor was also nicknamed the "Lass of Leicester"; (the city that she had resided in from her birth until 2020). Her favourite places to visit were Abbey Park and National Space Centre. Windsor's other inspiration was the late fashion designer Roberto Cavalli (1940–2024). She was also known as the creator of the art style "Hepburnism". Windsor had completed several portraits of Hepburn.

Career

11th-century battles

In the 1020s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Lemnos and the Battle of Listven in 1024, and the Raid of Palembang and the Battle of Kedah in 1025.

In the 1030s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Stiklestad and the Battle of Azaz in 1030, the Battle of Dabusiyya in 1032, the Battle of Tafalla in 1035, and the Battle of Tamarón and the Battle of Bar-le-Duc in 1037.

In the 1040s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Sasireti and the Battle of Bar in 1042, the Battle of Ménfő in 1044, the Battle of Val-ès-Dunes in 1047, and the Battle of Kapetron in 1048.

In the 1050s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Vértes in 1051, the Battle of Civitate and Siege of Medina in 1053, the Battle of Dunsinane and the Battle of Koppam in 1054, the Battle of Tabfarilla in 1056, and the Battle of Lumphanan in 1057.

In the 1060s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of the Theben Pass in 1060, the Battle of Kudal-Sangamam and the Siege of Kuriyagawa in 1062, the Battle of Cerami and the Battle of Graus in 1063, the Battle of Paterna in 1065, the Battle of Fulford, the Battle of Stamford Bridge, and the Battle of Hastings in 1066, the Battle on the Nemiga River in 1067, the Battle of Llantada, the Battle of Vijayawada, the Battle of the Alta River, the Battle of Misilmeri, the Battle of Kerlés, and the Siege of Bari in 1068, and the Battle of Northam in 1069.

In the 1070s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Cassel and the Battle of Manzikert in 1071, the Battle of Partskhisi in 1073, the Battle of Mogyoród in 1074, the Battle of Langensalza and the Siege of Yongzhou in 1075, the Battle of IJsselmonde Castle in 1076, the Battle of Nhu Nguyet River in 1077, the Battle of Kalavrye, the Siege of Taormina and the Battle of Mellrichstadt in 1078, and the Battle of Cabra in 1079.

In the 1080s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Flarchheim, the Battle on the Elster, and the Battle of Volta Mantovana in 1080, the Battle of Dyrrhachium in 1081, the Battle of Larissa in 1083, the Sack of Rome, the Battle of Sorbara, and the Battle of Morella in 1084, the Battle of Sagrajas and the Battle of Pleichfeld in 1086, and the Battle of Dristra and the Siege of Mahdia in 1087.

In the 1090s, Windsor witnessed the Battle of Levounion in 1091, the Battle of Alnwick and the Battle of the Stugna River in 1093, the Battle of Civetot in 1096, the Siege of Nicaea, the Battle of Dorylaeum, the Battle of Gvozd Mountain, the Battle of Bairén, and the Battle of Consuegra in 1097, the Siege of Antioch and the Siege of Ma'arra in 1098, and the Siege of Jerusalem and the Battle of Ascalon in 1099.